May 2013
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
too-pretty-to-die:
spooningcaptainamerica:
neilpatrickheaven:
dadegbert:
“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me
the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”
the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”
The quadrilogy: how the...
Watchthelocalrapist:
phlynn:
Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time
Fucking crying.
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
10-roses:
thedancinggallifreyan:
littlelionheartedqueen:
if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it
MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS
smilingeridan:
thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
chocobo-strider:
teredirktyl:
terezidactyl:
stridersis:
obamasbutt:
methlabrador:
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
please no
Please yes.
YES. I get to turn into a troll with pterodactyl wings and mind powers. Fucking rad. BRING IT ON.
heeyyy saaame
Wark.
Im game
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
3 tags
brakken:
SBURB Smash Bros. o:
me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
broliloquy:
Hey what’s this Pokemon Fusion business bro keeps talking about. I’m going to try it.
Gender used SOCIETAL NORMS! It’s not very effective…
Guys I think I’m pretty good at this game. I defeated a rat thing and WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY
I’LL KILL YOU BUG CATCHER
THEY’LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY
leopluradon:
2k13 more like 2k420 haha smoke weed
